it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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