fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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