Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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