It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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