I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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