yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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