She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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