I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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