I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
