I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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