Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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