From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dick very happy bro
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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