FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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