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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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  haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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  ... oops

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...

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