Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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