i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
