i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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