yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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