You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
