This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Houston, we have a squirter
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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