booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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