I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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