escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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