Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Girls should come with a carfax report
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Randomize
