yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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