just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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