My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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