Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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