Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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