Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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