HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
i need some magic done to my vagina
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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