Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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