We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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