No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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