I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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