So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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