Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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