He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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