where does the pee come out of this thing
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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