I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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