No, you can still breathe under the balls.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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