A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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