she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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