dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
