Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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