You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Randomize
