Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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