That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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