Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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