4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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